So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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