I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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