This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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