I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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