i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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