I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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