next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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