Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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