Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Buhtt sex?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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