i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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