I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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go home
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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