he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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