where am i from again
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
it glows. i had to have it.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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