yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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