Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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