is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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