I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i think i have herpe
just one?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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