Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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