The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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