I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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