This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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