My boss' voice literally gives me gas
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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