I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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