cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Houston, we have a squirter
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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