my sisters under your porch take her home
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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