Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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