i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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