youre lurking in front of me
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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