We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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