if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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