I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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