He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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