somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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