WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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