I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Jerry, you need to find god
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
This house was built for laser tag.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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