No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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