Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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