I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think im going to throw up on grandma
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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