theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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