But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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