'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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