she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize