Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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