Already got asked if we're dating
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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