It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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