So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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