Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Randomize