dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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