So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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