Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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