Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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